"My Employee Never Takes a Sick Day" Unisex T-shirt (Black Text)

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Introducing our "CNC: Because I Have Better Things to do with My Hands" T-Shirt! Perfect for those who prefer to let their machines do the dirty work while their hands are busy with, well, important stuff like eating pizza, scratching a lottery ticket, or scrolling through social media.

This high-quality, 100% cotton tee comes with a bold print that tells the world just how smart you are to have a CNC machine doing your bidding. It's a bit like being a robot overlord, but less scary and way cooler.

Ideal for modern woodworkers, aspiring engineers, tech enthusiasts, or anyone who just likes the idea of machines doing their chores. With this shirt, not only will you be comfortable, you'll also be the funniest person in the shop.

Warning: side effects may include excessive laughter, high-fives, and being mistaken for a stand-up comedian. Buy now, and start enjoying your hands-free lifestyle!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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